In a play
(or really, semester) full of characters that are not-so likable, The Duke has
made his way to the top of my “you suck” list. I mean, this guy has been a
shmuck all these years, leaves this imbecile in charge who messes everything up
even further and then decides it’s appropriate for him to be the orchestrator
of this big scheme. Maybe it’s just me, but if I was such a royal screw up, I
would not give myself the responsibility of all these people’s lives,
virginity, ect. And then, as his great comeback, he decides to do this
elaborate finale where he bounces Isabella in and out of jail, summons the
Friar version of himself, who pretends to be too sick to show up, and then
shows up anyway (and then proceeds to confuse me). In the end, he thinks
everyone is happily ever after… but I disagree. Simply because in what universe
did Isabella show any interest, at all, in marrying the Duke (or Friar, or
whoever the hell he is). To me, she is not a character who really changed her
morals and personal beliefs throughout the play; if anything, she went through
a rollercoaster of emotions and seemingly stayed relatively true to herself. If
she wanted to stray from her goals of joining the super strict convent, then
she would have slept with Angelo, got her brother back, and moved on with her
life.
Also, how
in the world does the Duke get away with all of this stuff? It has been made
clear in this course that these people are more evolved than I previously
thought: they know the earth was round, they bathed frequently and they
SOMETIMES, I repeat sometimes, care
about women’s rights (or maybe that was only the Wife of Bath). If they’re not
complete morons, then they should be able to see that all these heads are, in
fact, not Claudio’s, and have enough reason to know that Angelo would see the
difference; if he can’t, he’s just dumb. I mean, I get death takes a toll on
these guys bodies (I can’t find the exact quote in the text but sometime along
the lines of it changing how someone looks) but I doubt, even with death,
Claudio looks like all the guys who are conveniently dying that day.
Overall,
the Duke gets away with everything, he’s an idiot, no one seems entirely happy and
this all doesn’t feel measure for measure, arm for an arm to me… cause this
jerk is still living “happily ever after.”