Nothing like the Movies

I don't even think the narrator was annoying, I think it is the excessive descriptions. I hate busy stuff: stories and coloring book pages with tons of unneeded detail. It clouds my brain and makes me bored very easily. I really don't care about an extensive description of the land, what the people looked like or Gulliver.

Moving on.

Was I the only one who thought of More's Utopia when reading about the Lillipian people's customs? There was some pretty hardcore shit in there! Like page 62 saying fraud was a greater crime than theft and the offender would. E punished with death. I can't find the part that I'm thinking about but I remember the people work for several hours and sleep for a short amount of time, this sounded kind of Utopian to me as well. The most hardcore thing I found was on 65, which discussed how the children aren't raised by their families and are allowed visits once a year and only a kiss at the beginning and end of the visit, but no toys or fondling could occur. No wonder people like the Treasurer and Bogalom were so damn bitter! Fucking pricks! lol


And what's up what's up with the high heels vs low heels? All I could think about during the description of this lame feud was Prince and Miguel running around in their high heeled boots.